I will Blow up Atlus HQ(joke)
Posted Jun 16, 2026
Persona 4 Revival looks like shit. Persona 4 doesn't need a remake, no matter what suits at Sega or new fag sloppers say. The only thing I'd argue that Atlus needs to do is fix the port they already made and that's all. Fixing the shitty fog and lighting is literally all they have to do and they'd have a pretty ideal modern way of experiencing Persona 4.
No, that wouldn't give them any money neither will it make it shiny and new(tm). You know what the fans need? What they really want even if they don't know they wasn't it? PERSONA 5 BUT MAKE IT PERSONA 4 ACTUALLY!! The original artistic vision doesn't matter, who cares about those old bastard devs from 20 years ago.
They fuck up the UI, making it not even look like a TV anymore other than it having a dial. They fuck up the music, making terrible "remixes" and new versions. They somehow fuck up the piss baby easy "Once More" battle system with the win for free button to appease retards like DSP that don't want to use their brains. I'm sure they're going to fuck with the writing as well.
I genuinely believe that Persona 5 is the worst thing that's happened to Atlus. They don't ever do anything really different anymore. It's all just them trying to chase after the success of Persona 5. You won't ever see something like Groove on Fight, Trauma Center, Stella Dues, or another Etrian game. It's Persona, Persona, Persona.
Even the small amount of non Persona games they make plays like it. Shin Megami Tensei is starting to lean towards that direction. Their first original rpg in years feels like fantasy Persona 5, retreading similar beats in the story and having a incest baby battle system.
I dread the day they eventually remake Persona 1 and 2 into fucking garbage that removes every unique thing in the games. It sucks that you really can't do anything other than refusing to buy anything from them, even that's useless since the consoomers will consoom.
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